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I'm just trying to work out exactly *what* I would like to use to bludgeon my boss to death.

*looks around office*

Telephone? Stapler? Hard drive?

Just not heavy enough dammit... I want something hard and that makes a satisfying splat sound.

Date: 2009-05-01 04:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lisekit.livejournal.com
Monitor. Hard drive. Desk.

Date: 2009-05-01 06:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] i-kender.livejournal.com
Desk! I like it :)

Date: 2009-05-01 04:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gonzo21.livejournal.com
Shotgun.

Date: 2009-05-01 06:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] i-kender.livejournal.com
Hmm, no... just not satisfying enough. I want to really strain my muscles as I beat her to death... or, you know, she could just die in a fire. I'd be good with that too.

Date: 2009-05-01 06:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gonzo21.livejournal.com
You could use the blast to take her legs out, and then beat her to death with the butt?

Awesome spam btw.

Date: 2009-05-01 04:52 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] severance.livejournal.com
Is there a fire extinguisher? If so, use that. If not, report your employers to the proper authorities for endangering your life.

Date: 2009-05-01 06:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] i-kender.livejournal.com
Heh, best suggestion so far! Ah whatever, it's the weekend now :)

Date: 2009-05-01 09:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blankbadge.livejournal.com
First step is to get one of the Mad Hatters mind control hats, put it on your boss and then just use this game as inspriation:http://www.adultswim.com/games/game/index.html?game=fiveMinutes

Date: 2009-05-01 10:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] honeymink.livejournal.com
Keyboard maybe... I can see you having a good grip on that.

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