I'm pretty pale already. I could pass for white on a winter day. Please don't lock me up! Unless, of course, there is fried chicken and water melon there...
Well, in that case you may qualify for Level One of the Intervention Programme, where someone visits you in your home and helps you on the road towards being more snowy. You could then supply your own water melon. However, I think Fried Chicken may be part of the Dangerous Culture that is causing Shocking Deaths, and it will have to be Stamped On because of Respect.
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
Re: Respect
Re: Respect