Desperate measures

[i_kender]

I'm starting to think that I can't go on like this for much longer. If things don't improve by the end of the month, I''m considering moving back to Bahrain for a bit. I can't stand Bahrain... it would be fair to say I hate it, even... but I'm running out of things. Like energy, hope, the ability to carry on a conversation, laughter (who put a cap on laughter? I demand free unlimited laughter for all). And at least in Bahrain I have friends and family to keep an eye on me.

It stills feels like giving up though, and always will.

At least it's sunny.

Meh. I hate the sun.

"It'll take a miracle!"
"Luckily, he's only mostly dead."

Comments

Why does it always Bahrain on me?

[woe2you.livejournal.com]

And there's your miracle. Twelve minutes from "Meh. I hate the sun." to snow.

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid under new government directives the laughter cap remains in place, and is only likely to be tightened, as it was discovered that those pesky illegal immigrants were using free laughter to improve their lives. And we can't have that.


(Also, if you want to talk...)

Re: Why does it always Bahrain on me?

[i_kender]

I was hoping for money to fall from the sky, or something of that nature. Not to knock the frozen water droplets. More of them, please.

Re: Why does it always Bahrain on me?

[i_kender]

Still smiling at your subject line... I have to tell my Bahraini friends about that...

[i_kender]

And under new control orders, certain immigrants will be restricted to laughing in their own homes, where they will not be allowed visitors. They will also not be able to laugh using the telephone or the internet. Recent scientific studies have conclusively proven that laughter is an infectious virus. On the positive side, this has led to a marked increase in reruns of old British sitcoms on terrestrial television, which has made a few talentless old writers very pleased indeed.

Re: Why does it always Bahrain on me?

[woe2you.livejournal.com]

I dunno, somepeople are never satisfied.

Re: Why does it always Bahrain on me?

[woe2you.livejournal.com]

*bows*

Re: Why does it always Bahrain on me?

[woe2you.livejournal.com]

Ah. Confession. I did wonder why it tripped off the tongue so neatly - I've just remembered, I used it before, on a post about missing the Grand Prix. Sorry it's stale.