Slumming in Bahrain

[i_kender]

Hey folks, just a quick post to let you all know that I have been inevitably delayed. I should be back on Thursday? possibly? I don't have much opportunity to go online here... the connection is in my brother's room. At the moment I am surrounded by three cats, cat hair, bits of food on the floor, two brands of cigarillos on the table next to me, overflowing ashtrays, a jumbo sized container of Vaseline, porn magazines, an unusual and foul smell, a bad copy of a Klimt painting on the wall (The Virgin, looking cheap and tawdry). Bad techno remixes are competing with hardcore porn playing on the tv. And a cockroach just ran over my hand. EWWW!!!! That's it, I'm out of here...

Comments

[apple-crumble.livejournal.com]

you frequent the classiest of establishments my dear...

[warlordkittens.livejournal.com]

ewwwwww.

[zazuomgwtf.livejournal.com]

ewwwwwwwwwww!
Poor guy!

[spintrian.livejournal.com]

Ah, hard core porn and a jumbo tub of vaseline... All the comforts of home, huh?

cockroaches?

[betelbrucke.livejournal.com]

COCKROACHES? Just why? I know Hounslow is a dive but C O C K R O A C H E S!!! Just leave, now. Do not pass go, do not collect 200 pounds... sheesh, this is worse than Haringey. It's Haringey the sequel....

Personally, this is all good material for my web comic - except maybe the porn (though vaseline I can use).... but ipsney on the cockroaches...

yuk!

splurby.

[i_kender]

MY BROTHER'S ROOM... for clarity's sake!!!