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[i_kender]

Scientists only have one thing on their minds:

A pill that increases sex drive and makes you slimmer too.

I'll buy that for a dollar.

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[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

...they could also take testosterone.

[calcinations.livejournal.com]

No, scientists are thinking "Hey, isnt that a cool molecule!".
Drug company bosses are thinking "Great, lots of money, with an endless supply of people too messed up to realise they don't need our pills."


(Excuse me for being a curmudgeon)

[wafflelips.livejournal.com]

Hmmm. I've heard that referred to as 'speed'. ;-)

[apple-crumble.livejournal.com]

God I love science! But why can't I be on in that sort of research?!

[i_kender]

No no, curmudgeon away! :)

[i_kender]

Heh, or caffeine! :)

[i_kender]

You know, I keep applying for the clinical trials, and they keep telling to leave and never darken their doors again. I don't understand it!

[apple-crumble.livejournal.com]

it's the social skills - we scientists fear those with social skills above all others.

[blankbadge.livejournal.com]

And it only works on women! Damnit!