Road To Impressed
Jan. 17th, 2026 12:26 amI am utterly dominated by Road to Empress. Absolutely, one hundred percent its servant. The fact that it's $8.49 is completely nuts. I got that much value out of it a long time ago. Plus, when I'm Empress, eight fifty won't mean shit. Eight fifties will fall at once, all around me, like the golden leaves of the Maidenhair Tree.
‘Centuria’ Is a Dark Fantasy Manga More People Should Be Obsessed With
Jan. 16th, 2026 11:45 pmIf you love 'Berserk' and 'Vinland Saga,' you'll get a kick out of 'Centuria.'
The Trump Phone Is Still (Checks Notes) a Deflating Vortex of BS
Jan. 16th, 2026 11:00 pmIn the latest headache-inducing update, there are now dubious figures surrounding this ultra-dubious phone.
George R.R. Martin Will Either Finish ‘The Winds of Winter’ or Die Trying
Jan. 16th, 2026 10:45 pmAs 'A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms' arrives on HBO, the author is once again addressing that long-awaited next entry in his 'A Song of Ice and Fire' book series.
Watch Live as NASA’s Artemis 2 Moon Rocket Rolls Out to the Launch Pad
Jan. 16th, 2026 10:30 pmThe final stage of launch preparations officially kicks off tomorrow.
OpenAI Launches Cheaper Subscriptions, Starts Testing Ads Because It’s Time to Pay the Piper
Jan. 16th, 2026 10:20 pmThe inevitable is beginning.
Trump’s Tariffs Just Opened the Door for Chinese EVs in Canada
Jan. 16th, 2026 10:05 pmOur neighbors to the north are slashing tariffs on Chinese EVs as tensions with the U.S. continue to rise.
Anthropic (an AI Company) Warns That AI Will Worsen Inequality
Jan. 16th, 2026 09:50 pmIt's a shame it's being forced at gunpoint to build the inequality machine.
Marvel Seems Pleased With How Those ‘Avengers: Doomsday’ Teasers Did
Jan. 16th, 2026 09:45 pmThe four clips got over a billion views online, mostly from Instagram and TikTok instead of YouTube.
Satellites Capture the Hidden World Beneath Antarctica’s Ice
Jan. 16th, 2026 09:30 pmA new map of the landscape beneath the continent's ice sheet reveals a previously undiscovered terrain.
The Best Videos of ICE Agents Eating Shit in the Brutal Minneapolis Winter
Jan. 16th, 2026 09:20 pmWatch out for that ice, you fascist clowns.
I Love That Holly Hunter Can’t Sit in a Chair Normally on ‘Starfleet Academy’
Jan. 16th, 2026 08:45 pmHunter's new 'Star Trek' captain is taking the Riker maneuver to a whole new level of chair-clambering.
Elon Musk Is Really Mad That Ryanair’s CEO Doesn’t Want Starlink on His Planes
Jan. 16th, 2026 08:45 pm“I would pay no attention whatsoever to Elon Musk. He's an idiot. Very wealthy, but he's still an idiot.”
Smart Glasses Are Trying to Break Up With Your Phone
Jan. 16th, 2026 08:00 pmIt's not you, it's LTE.
Lucasfilm Tried to Make an Animated ‘Indiana Jones’ Show
Jan. 16th, 2026 07:45 pmA new report says that Lucasfilm scrapped both an animated show and a live-action spinoff too.
Scientists Discover 2000-Year-Old Mummified Cheetah in an Unexpected Place
Jan. 16th, 2026 07:05 pmThe discovery marks the first time scientists have found mummified big cats in the Arabian Peninsula.
Netflix Will Keep Warner Bros. Movies in Theaters for 45 Days
Jan. 16th, 2026 07:00 pmCo-CEO Ted Sarandos committed to the theatrical window after looking at how much money could be made.
Sam Altman Is Tearing Apart His Former Colleague’s Startup
Jan. 16th, 2026 06:55 pmOpenAI just rehired former employees who previously left the company to work at Thinking Machines Lab.
‘A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms’ Creator on Working With George R.R. Martin
Jan. 16th, 2026 06:00 pmIra Parker says that collaborating with the 'Game of Thrones' author on their new HBO series has been a lot of fun.