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[i_kender]

Oh, how cool... Walmart are releasing a series of  Biblical Action Figures.

I want a Fist-of-God Ninja Jesus with recorded catchphrases like "I AM the Lord!" and "Feeling Sinful, Punk?"... and authentic Leper Strike Punch! 

He can take on my Optimus Prime and Freddy Kreuger figures.

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[ruric.livejournal.com]

*cries*

I want an all action full pose-able Lucifer figure!

[blankbadge.livejournal.com]

I have considered getting a jesus action figure to pose with my evil willow figure or Cthulhu doll.

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

I want fucking royalties.

[beccatoria.livejournal.com]

I know! ISN'T IT AWESOME?!

I found that link at work the other day and it totally saved me from despair. Then I sent it to my boy who decided I needed new wallpaper for my laptop.

The very gay Samson and Goliath are now wrestling for my affections in the background. Or perhaps just for each others' affections. I think that Samson/Goliath is my new OTP.

[i_kender]

Lolcatz! Dude, that's awesome! Wallpaper! Why didn't I think of that? ;)

[nightxade.livejournal.com]

I am SO getting those for my mom!