CAN HAZ CONTRACT?

[i_kender]

So: I just suggested to the person who may or may not be my line manager (sigh) that it would be really nice if I could have a contract in writing with words and stuff before my current one runs out at the end of next week. She looked confused but promised to look into it for me.

Things have been mostly... odd recently. Sometimes they have been meh. Last night, I was hyper and panicky, and wound up and fizzy like a Lucozade bottle about to explode.

Consequently, this morning I am a teeny bit hungover, and exhausted.

Also my body tends to sweat buckets when I'm stressed. i'm not sure why. If I did, I'd probably write a letter of complaint. It really ought not to be allowed...

And can I please have my X-Box 360 now? It would be great timing. I have the desire to occasionally kill things, and I'm sure most people would much prefer it if these were, say, computer-generated zombie grunts rather than real-life schoolchildren...

...however I cannot promise anything the next time I'm on a bus and I hear music playing.

That is all. Please do not adjust your nipples. We now return you to your regularly scheduled lobotomy.

Comments

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Eek. Can has job stability plz?

[lisekit.livejournal.com]

I'm sure most people would much prefer it if these were, say, computer-generated zombie grunts rather than real-life schoolchildren

...but if your X-Box remains missing in action, I can supply you with many schoolchildren. Who won't be missed. Much.