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[i_kender]

 Here is the story of this year's Bad Sex Awards for the worst descriptions of The Act in mainstream fiction.

And here are some extracts from the nominated... ahem... passages.

Um... enjoy?

Comments

[nightxade.livejournal.com]

OH glorious pubes! And then THEY TAKE OFF THEIR BRAS!

(I wonder how long it will take for Simon to reply to this post.)

[i_kender]

Pubes glorious pubes
hot sausage and custard!
When we're in the mood
Fisting! With mustard!