Fear my pestilential breath, foolish mortals!

[i_kender]

 Huh. My girlfriend, my friend at work, and my internet connection at home are all sick.

buddleianeeds sleep and to stop aching. Now. Right now please.

J is having a tooth extracted (ouch!). He hates the dentist. Ok, fear is more accurate. Terror?

And my poor internet connection is confused! My ISP say everything is fine from my end. I think my PC might have lost my modem. Or maybe they're just not on speaking terms.

Is it me? Am I the Bearer of Plagues? 

This week I have been mostly feeling... frisky.

Clearly I am draining the life out of everyone and everything around me. Ah well. Anyone else want to suck the life out of them? Hmm? I give good suck.

Comments

[nightxade.livejournal.com]

Is his dentist a CLOWN DENTIST?????

Clearly buddleia needs to get better real fast.

[i_kender]

Nevermind buddleia, what about the modem?!

(boom boom)

[ruric.livejournal.com]

Hmm? I give good suck.

Are you sure you want to advsertise that in a public post? *G*

[i_kender]

Me love you long time. Five dollah?

[blankbadge.livejournal.com]

Clearly you are possessed by demons and must be exorcised!!!