Why are Mondays so BLEGH?!

Urngh. Monday. Yawn.

All is not lost though, because someone sent me this and it is very addictive and very funny! Perfect for wasting time at work on a boring day: The Subservient Programmer. Tell the little man what to do, and watch in awe as he does it! It's not perfect obviously... occasionally he'll look puzzled and shrug when he doesn't understand you... but has a surprising number of options which I'm still discovering. Some of my favourite commands include: eat, drink, play games, dance, wear a hat, push ups, die, disappear, strip...

Try it and let me know if you find any other amusing commands.

It's like The Sims (only less irritating).

ETA: HAHAHA! Try: smoke, get drunk, party, go nuts, smash computer