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 Some days I'd rather eat worms.

You don't need to know how hard it was to go into work this morning... but I couldn't think of a decent excuse to call in sick.

Gladly taking suggestions for next time.

Something to be happy about...

 Unicorn found in park

: )

"She's the last, I tell you! The last! Do you know what the Red Bull will do to her if he catches her?"