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[i_kender]

 Some days I'd rather eat worms.

You don't need to know how hard it was to go into work this morning... but I couldn't think of a decent excuse to call in sick.

Gladly taking suggestions for next time.

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[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

You had to help the police with some enquiries.

Your neighbour caught fire whilst picking acorns.

A gang of amphetamine crazed squirrels attacked you when you went out the front door, and you had to spend the rest of the day sheltering from their depredations inside a wheely bin.

[cabarethaze.livejournal.com]

Squirrel bite due to policemen being caught in an acorn fire.

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

Policeman temporarily lost in dark until he remembered he had a lightbulb lodged in his ass.

[cabarethaze.livejournal.com]

Say you had a wild night and need to go to the ER since you've got a lightbulb lodged up your bum.

Or...allergies, migraine? PMS? ;)

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

I'm ready to call in dead.

[i_kender]

Word.

[blankbadge.livejournal.com]

A family crisis is always good because you don't have to look ill afterwards and you can hint at dark and terrible occurrences without anyone being impolite enough to ask for details.
Today the guy who sits opposite me left work half way through the day because he'd got a call that a plumber was going to let himself into his flat and he wasn't comfortable with a stranger in his home. I doubt he'll even be asked to make up the time!

But commiserations on that feeling. I used to get that when I worked in a faults call centre. I'd just feel sick at the thought of going into work. It was a real surprise when I got another job and discovered that it was possible to not feel that way.