Venusian Death Flu
Mar. 8th, 2005 01:07 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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spintrian, just how virulent are you?! You only came over for one night, but the morning after you left I had a really sore throat. I thought nothing of it, took my usual preventative measures, but a couple of days later it has developed into Venusian Death Flu. Or Polynesian Monkey Rickets, the jury’s still out. These are common complaints for men, who are incapable of catching a simple cold without it mutating into an exotic strain that medical professional are incapable of diagnosing.
I will scorn all attempts at sympathy, but your merciless mockery is welcome.
spintrian, just how virulent are you?! You only came over for one night, but the morning after you left I had a really sore throat. I thought nothing of it, took my usual preventative measures, but a couple of days later it has developed into Venusian Death Flu. Or Polynesian Monkey Rickets, the jury’s still out. These are common complaints for men, who are incapable of catching a simple cold without it mutating into an exotic strain that medical professional are incapable of diagnosing.I will scorn all attempts at sympathy, but your merciless mockery is welcome.
