The Office- PS

[i_kender]

...aaaaaaand I almost got caught blogging on the company's imminent demise by the Managing Director.

*headesk*

Not a good way to ensure continued employment!

Comments

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

F-lock these posts young man, f-lock. The last thing you need is somebody from your company stumbling across these. :)

[i_kender]

Hmm, I would. But I don't refer to my name or the company's in here. Frankly, I'm in much more danger of people reading over my shoulder... I'm facing the wrong way (i.e. outwards) in an open plan office!

It's a good thing most people are so incredibly unobservant.

[buddleia.livejournal.com]

Be warned, though, hon, your hotmail address does track here via Google, via selenafiles.

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

*resists urge to post full screen nudes in LJ comment to display on your office computer*

[i_kender]

Buddy, you do that to me *all the time*!

I've learned when to expect something not work-safe from you. Which is a shame, because I'm sure there are people in my office who would *love* to see your naked writhing Billie Piper.

[bad-sheep.livejournal.com]

You still there, then?

[i_kender]

Safe!

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

New Improved Simon: Now Totally Not Worksafe!

And honestly, I can't think of any workplace that wouldn't be cheered up by nekkid writhing Billie.

[spintrian.livejournal.com]

Philes dear. As, in people who love ;)

And yes, always wise to Friendslock work-related posts.

[blankbadge.livejournal.com]

Oooh, always a dodgy thing. I'm probably lucky that I can't get LJ at work or I'd be on the bread line already.

[i_kender]

I'm safe. Luckily my boss is incredibly unobservant... I've been online at work for months now.

[blankbadge.livejournal.com]

The best bosses are the ones who are unobservant, undemanding and undead.

At least in my experience.

[i_kender]

Hmm, I'm not so sure. I mean, a zombie boss would be fine (apart from the smell, and the ravenous hunger for living flesh and BRAAAAIIINSS!) but imagine if you had a vampire boss? Yeesh... mind control powers, possibly telepathy too. "You never did that report, did you, Simpkins, hmm? I can see it in your thoughts. Now listen to me carefully. Look deep into my eyes. Kneel on the ground. That's right. And lift up your wrists, yes, give them here. I need to explain to you the true meaning of the word deadline..."

*shivers*

[blankbadge.livejournal.com]

I guess most of us will have to deal with the Jekyl and Hyde bosses we have now.