So, speaking of unicorns...

[i_kender]

Quail in terror at the epic battle between Unicorns and Narwals here on youtube!

Marvel as the drunk driver admits that the unicorn didn't do it!

Hmm... I'm sure there was a third one but it has vanished. Gasp! Maybe the unicorns stole it!

Ps. Chickens! Look! There they are! Without heads! OH MY GOD! And they're running, with their little legs pumping, they're trying to run, and their wings are flapping and flailing, and their headless bodies are quivering, OMIGOD why don't they have any heads WHY OH WHY and now oh gods oh gods oh gods I AM ONE OF THEM!

*screams*

*runs away*

*goes back to boring work*

Comments

[blankbadge.livejournal.com]

The sooner you accept that the one true deity is the Invisible Pink Unicorn the happier you will be!

[lisekit.livejournal.com]

"Billingsgazette" sounds like Jay-Z trying to pronounce the name of a well-known London market.