"I am in no way a violent person..."

[i_kender]

Woman tears off ex-boyfriend's testicle and tries to swallow it. Read more...

Yeesh! Sounds like she should be eating less red meat, not more, if you ask me... ;)

Comments

[ravenshaw.livejournal.com]

I read that at work yesterday and that line sprang out at me too.

How can you be non-violent and manage to tear off testicles?

[i_kender]

Maybe she did it calmly with a smile?

[lisekit.livejournal.com]

"That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

That gives us a couple of lines to read between about the nature of the "house party" and the relationship between the persons involved...one pull and all your clothes come off?

[i_kender]

And this is why ex-sex is such a bad idea... ;)

[murraynz.livejournal.com]

I cringed at nearly every paragraph.

[i_kender]

It's my pleasure.