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[i_kender]

I'm just trying to work out exactly *what* I would like to use to bludgeon my boss to death.

*looks around office*

Telephone? Stapler? Hard drive?

Just not heavy enough dammit... I want something hard and that makes a satisfying splat sound.

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[lisekit.livejournal.com]

Monitor. Hard drive. Desk.

[i_kender]

Desk! I like it :)

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

Shotgun.

[i_kender]

Hmm, no... just not satisfying enough. I want to really strain my muscles as I beat her to death... or, you know, she could just die in a fire. I'd be good with that too.

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

You could use the blast to take her legs out, and then beat her to death with the butt?

Awesome spam btw.

[severance.livejournal.com]

Is there a fire extinguisher? If so, use that. If not, report your employers to the proper authorities for endangering your life.

[i_kender]

Heh, best suggestion so far! Ah whatever, it's the weekend now :)

[blankbadge.livejournal.com]

First step is to get one of the Mad Hatters mind control hats, put it on your boss and then just use this game as inspriation:http://www.adultswim.com/games/game/index.html?game=fiveMinutes

[honeymink]

Keyboard maybe... I can see you having a good grip on that.