Venusian Death Flu
Mar. 8th, 2005 01:07 pmJesus,
spintrian, just how virulent are you?! You only came over for one night, but the morning after you left I had a really sore throat. I thought nothing of it, took my usual preventative measures, but a couple of days later it has developed into Venusian Death Flu. Or Polynesian Monkey Rickets, the jury’s still out. These are common complaints for men, who are incapable of catching a simple cold without it mutating into an exotic strain that medical professional are incapable of diagnosing.
I will scorn all attempts at sympathy, but your merciless mockery is welcome.
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I will scorn all attempts at sympathy, but your merciless mockery is welcome.