In lieu of a proper post...

...here are some fun links:

Brokeback Mountain author bombarded by torrent of porn rewrites.

Bwa ha ha.

Colfer handpicked by Adams' widow to write new Hitchhikers book

Yes, but will it get the bad taste of Mostly Harmless out of my mouth? I hated that book - I thought it was one of the biggest examples of a writer being forced into writing something he didn't like. Hence killing off the property so people would stop asking him to write another.

(another example is Poppy Z Brite's Exquisite Corpse which I also didn't like because, again, it felt like something the author was forced into writing and it shows)

...and I really enjoyed this spoof of the Joker Interrogation scene in Dark Knight - hilarious!

"The Dark Knight is a fcuknut"