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[i_kender]

"I'm sorry, there is no one here to make this post at the moment. All our brain cells are otherwise occupied. Your custom *is* important to us. Please leave your message after the tone, and we'll get right back to you. Thank you for existing, and have a nice day. Pip... pip... meep!"

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[apple-crumble.livejournal.com]

...hello...is there anyone there? I hate talking to these things... Basically, I made a purchase from you a while ago, and I have a question. It's quite a delicate issue, but it's become...erm...soiled... and I was wondering how best to go about cleaning it. I've removed the batteries and deflated it already but was wondering what sort of detergent to use. Cheers.

aaaaarrrssse!

[betelbrucke.livejournal.com]

HEY! I ring and ring and ring and when I finally get through you put me on hold.

sheesh... I'm rapidly coming to the conclusion that there are no brain cells to answer my queries *narrows eyes* and it was all just a ruse to get me to call an 0898 number!

[kimberlychapman.livejournal.com]

Dave's not here, man.