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[i_kender]

It's our Super Spectacular Masked Malificence Dancing Multitude Masquerade Ball party tonight and I'm a little excited!!

Although I still need to spend the rest of the day working on my masks. Next time I use papier mache, I want an entire workshop of small children on hand to help me. Or possibly elves. But not the tall, blond, look-at-me-I'm-so-beautiful, trilling-voiced, poetry-spouting kind of elves. More the tiny-but-blessed-with-incredible-energy-and-stamina, indentured-workforce-with-magical-power sort.

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[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm afraid the tiny-but-blessed-with-incredible-energy-and-stamina, indentured-workforce-with-magical-power elves all unionised last year.

Yeah. I know. Back in the good old days we would just have had them all cruficied for such a move. But it's these new EU directives. Moving with the times I guess.

The tall blonde ones are still two-a-penny though, and so eager for work they'll accept below minimum wage.

[i_kender]

Huh. Still not getting LJ comments.

Yes, it's very sad. In London you see them on every street corner, trying to warm themselves on roasted chestnut stalls and giving handjobs to anyone who can bear to hear them talk about themselves for more than three mintues.

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

Yeah. This is over a week now LJ comments have been on the fritz.

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

But not the tall, blond, look-at-me-I'm-so-beautiful, trilling-voiced, poetry-spouting kind of elves.

*LOL*

[i_kender]

*grins*