THIS IS ME NOT BUDDLEIA BECAUSE SHE WOULD NEVER POST AS SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE IT'S WRONG

[i_kender]

*sings* Hold me in your arms, don't let me go, I want to stay forever
Far and away...
With Doctor McKay... John's Song

Why yes, I did just sing that to the Home and Away theme. Apparently slash is sexually transmitted.

Comments

[spintrian.livejournal.com]

You lesbian pervert!

[buddleia.livejournal.com]

I would argue with the 'lesbian' part of that. If I were a lesbian, I'd be in trouble with the Saphia right now. Pervert, that's fine.

[spintrian.livejournal.com]

But, was I calling you a lesbian pervert, or Mehran?

[buddleia.livejournal.com]

*chinrub*
Good question. And, if he's a lesbian, maybe I still am!

[zazuomgwtf.livejournal.com]

GOOD THING IT IS NOT YOU FOR IT IS IN FACT VERY VERY WRONG AND I FOR ONE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING NOR LET ANYONE HIJACK MYYYYY LJ THAT IS FOR DAMN SURE!!

[buddleia.livejournal.com]

I KNOW IT IS VERY WRONG AND YOU WOULD BE WRONG TO ENCOURAGE SUCH BEHAVIOUR!

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

I'm very confused.

[blankbadge.livejournal.com]

I'm always confused. As far as I can tell I think that i_kender has suffered a psychotic break and thinks he's buddleia but it could easily be the other way round.

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

So is Buddleia pregnant or not? Because I've heard rumours.

[buddleia.livejournal.com]

That bitch. If she were pregnant, I would report her to the authorities for gene pool contamination.

[i_kender]

Arrrrgh! you evil whore! what have you done to my lovely LJ?

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

I DIDN'T TOUCH YOUR LJ!

Oh, wait. You're not speaking to me, are you?

[buddleia.livejournal.com]

You're an evil whore? I thought that was me.