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I just had the *worst* day at work I can remember. It's so bad I don't even want to bitch about it.

Sometimes I hate temping so much.

ETA: Ah, that's better. I picked up a Russian escort* for the night and am heading to bed to enjoy her.

*Her name is Vladivar. Smirnoff was better looking but stuck up, and I hate that.

Date: 2006-05-17 10:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cabarethaze.livejournal.com
Just never, ever, ever get Moroz. It's the best piece of life advice I can ever give. So unfiltered and nasty, probably made from motor oil and Cheeze Wiz. Take it from the girl who's drank way too much vodka in Russia ;)

May she bring you much cheer and happy endings *G* Hope tomorrow is better.

Date: 2006-05-17 10:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gonzo21.livejournal.com
Vladivar is gentler than Smirnoff. And not so likely to run out on you the next morning.

Do you need tips for getting blood stains out?

Date: 2006-05-18 08:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gonzo21.livejournal.com
The two comments were unrelated. The first to the vodka, the second to your day.

Date: 2006-05-17 11:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com
Enjoy her, and here's hoping tomorrow is better than today.

Date: 2006-05-18 12:11 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Hope you have a better day tomorrow. Like they say in russua: Для матроса езды задней части свиньи?

Date: 2006-05-18 12:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blankbadge.livejournal.com
Sorry, that was me, I didn't realise I wasn't signed in.

Date: 2006-05-18 09:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blankbadge.livejournal.com
I forget exactly. Something like "How much for a piggyback sailor"

Date: 2006-05-18 08:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bad-sheep.livejournal.com
Has she got a sister? Or can I have sloppy seconds?

Date: 2006-05-18 09:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apple-crumble.livejournal.com
I had her last night too, covered in jelly...

Date: 2006-05-23 06:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pietrosperoni.livejournal.com
How much was it?

Pietro
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