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[i_kender]

I just had the *worst* day at work I can remember. It's so bad I don't even want to bitch about it.

Sometimes I hate temping so much.

ETA: Ah, that's better. I picked up a Russian escort* for the night and am heading to bed to enjoy her.

*Her name is Vladivar. Smirnoff was better looking but stuck up, and I hate that.

Comments

[cabarethaze.livejournal.com]

Just never, ever, ever get Moroz. It's the best piece of life advice I can ever give. So unfiltered and nasty, probably made from motor oil and Cheeze Wiz. Take it from the girl who's drank way too much vodka in Russia ;)

May she bring you much cheer and happy endings *G* Hope tomorrow is better.

[i_kender]

That's sage advice :) and thanks.

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

Vladivar is gentler than Smirnoff. And not so likely to run out on you the next morning.

Do you need tips for getting blood stains out?

[i_kender]

It's really not that kind of relationship *blink blink*

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

The two comments were unrelated. The first to the vodka, the second to your day.

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Enjoy her, and here's hoping tomorrow is better than today.

[i_kender]

Thank you! It's a great start already, as I have the day off.

[(Anonymous)]

Hope you have a better day tomorrow. Like they say in russua: Для матроса езды задней части свиньи?

[blankbadge.livejournal.com]

Sorry, that was me, I didn't realise I wasn't signed in.

[i_kender]

Ok. So, they say what now in Russia?!

[blankbadge.livejournal.com]

I forget exactly. Something like "How much for a piggyback sailor"

[bad-sheep.livejournal.com]

Has she got a sister? Or can I have sloppy seconds?

[i_kender]

Oh, she's easy. I'll pass her round.

[apple-crumble.livejournal.com]

I had her last night too, covered in jelly...

[i_kender]

That dirty little minx sure gets around...

[pietrosperoni.livejournal.com]

How much was it?

Pietro