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[i_kender]

I haven’t been posting because I am very busy rather than anything else. This weekend alone:

- I have been drinking all weekend.
- An old friend from the first year at university has been to stay with me with all the catching up that entails (“So… what have you been up to for the last ten years?” I asked him at one point)
- I have watched three World Cup games, two of them in a crowded pub.
- I was befriended by two drunken old men in the pub on Sunday. One of them turned out to have strong racist tendencies, which always pisses me off (i.e. “Look at those Indians over there! What are they cheering England on for?” Um, maybe because they’re English, mate. And your head is too shiny.)
- I went to a work outing on Friday which involved burgers, booze, bowling, karaoke and getting home at midnight. My team sucked at bowling, but I did ok. I accidentally sang “I’m Too Sexy” under coercion from my Human Resources Manager. (There is a reason I don’t sing. It is a humanitarian reason. There may even be statutes in the UN on this issue, regarding the Basic Human Rights of people not to have to listen to my singing.)
- Some of the people who live with me, and one additional buddleia,  may have stripped off their clothes on Saturday night and climbed into our paddling pool (which was freezing).
- Some of them may have been completely naked.
- (But not buddleia)
- I didn’t join them. Call me crazy, but I prefer warm water.
- We drank our house dry on Saturday night.
- I played some X-Box (including the new games that betelbrucke got me for no reason at all, because she rocks.)
- I may have eaten at some point. Oh yes. Three times, in restaurants, while out. Which reminds me, buy groceries.
- I tried to call gonzo21 to wish him a happy birthday but he was screening his calls. Clearly the Feds have found out about his plans for world domination.
- Sometimes I slept. It wasn’t enough.

I am broken. Sentences fail me. Words are squirmy.
Help me. Can I request another weekend please?

And I didn’t even mention last weekend or my week at work which were also busy! Dead. Sleep now