Beer Injuries Meme

[i_kender]

Injuries from this weekend include a sore throat, some hangnails, a small cut on my right middle finger (bowling) and blisters (sandals)*.

Pop Quiz! What are your most amusing or most painful/memorable/unusual beer injuries(ie drinking related) ? I want to hear them, people.

*And pride (karaoke).

Comments

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

I think bruised shins incurred while falling up a flight of stairs.

[i_kender]

See, now that takes *skill*.

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

And LOTS of vodka!

[cabarethaze.livejournal.com]

I sprained my ankle once while tipsy, but really it was more of a wet cobblestone street + icy rain thing. Didn't notice until the next morning on the train to school when someone pointed out that one of my feet was sort of purple.

[i_kender]

Well, I think not noticing right away is a dead giveaway of an alcohol-related injury! You don't realise until you can feel your body again.

[cabarethaze.livejournal.com]

I actually tend to do that even when completely sober *G* I think it's from years of gymnastics and dance where the attitude is "if there's no pools of blood or bone poking through the skin, shut up and keep going"! ;)

[woe2you.livejournal.com]

Falling over my own feet while running up the road under the influence of much absinthe. I reached out with preternatural skill and dexterity and neatly placed my briefcase on the ground beside me as I fell (I was worried about scuffing it), before totally failing to get my hands back up to protect my face.

Luckily, my nose broke my fall. My lass (who was a friend for years before we got together last year) then walked around the corner and helped pick me up, mop up the blood etc.

[i_kender]

LOVE IS... re-setting his nose.

[apple-crumble.livejournal.com]

I got drunk then naked and dry humped a tree... erm, there were splinters...

[i_kender]

Ohdeargod... these stories get worse and worse! ("And now every time I see a tree I get a woody! BOOMBOOM!")