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[i_kender]

Good - the Internet is back up at home as mysteriously as how it vanished.

I want to kill my boss. Anyone know of any good poisons I can get hold of easily? Or do any of you have a relative who works as (or perhaps you moonlight as) a freelance assassin?

Comments

[cabarethaze.livejournal.com]

Hmm, I have been looking for temp work...please see above icon for qualifications.

[i_kender]

You're hired!

[nightxade.livejournal.com]

Are you asking for volunteers to be moonlight assassins? I'd like to volunteer, please. I'm awfully bored at work.

[i_kender]

Err... I just hired cabarethaze to take care of it. I know! You two could fight a death match on the rooftops in skimpy assassin outfits, and the winner gets the job.

[blankbadge.livejournal.com]

sai93 has been known to indulge in pest control of large mammals and she needs a bit of spare cash now she's at uni. I'm sure she'll charge very competetive rates and even collect any souveniers you might want like his face?

[i_kender]

Oh no... suddenly I am overwhelmed with the number of deadly female assassins battling it out for the job. Maybe she could leave me her card?

[blankbadge.livejournal.com]

Set up some kind of mud wrestling interview. Survivor gets the job.

[bad-sheep.livejournal.com]

Dave the Garage?

[i_kender]

Is that a person? Sounds like a roadie.

[bad-sheep.livejournal.com]

No, that's his brother Lance.

poisons

[betelbrucke.livejournal.com]

rhodedendrons have a toxidity level of six. Of course, how you're going to get him to suck on a garden shrub in the first place is another problem entirely but -