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i_kender...or LJ will inconveniently die, and then I'll be too drunk busy for the rest of the weekend to post!
I *have* to say before I forget a big huge THANK YOU to the very sweetblankbadge who sent me a delightful care package with a shiny new comic trade for something I haven't read *and* chocolates! In a Halloween bag! Hearts on you... it arrived in the middle of a shitty couple of days at work so it really truly made my day. (I told buddleia I was leaving her for you, but she pointed out that I would miss sex as neither you nor I are gay. So I'll stick with her for the time being. But you and I can secretly swap chocolates and comics, kay?)
Busy weekend! But first: HEADLINES WE WOULD LIKE SEE:
Superman frees Saddam in shock prison break!
In a press release issued through the Justice League, Supes was quoted as saying "Sure, he's a monster. He's an evil man who has done terrible things. But in all good conscience I cannot condone murder even if it is State-approved. As humans, we must find a better way..."
Boy, I bet Saddam is sure bitter about having the death penalty in Iraq right now, huh? I bet he's thinking, "damn, I wish I'd abolished that law while I was still in power. I could have said that instead of killing offenders, we should, uh, condemn them to ten years worth of public gardening and landscaping! Yes, to improve traffic islands. With a break on alternate Fridays for a little iced tea. Damn, why didn't I think of that sooner?"
I *have* to say before I forget a big huge THANK YOU to the very sweet
blankbadge who sent me a delightful care package with a shiny new comic trade for something I haven't read *and* chocolates! In a Halloween bag! Hearts on you... it arrived in the middle of a shitty couple of days at work so it really truly made my day. (I told buddleia I was leaving her for you, but she pointed out that I would miss sex as neither you nor I are gay. So I'll stick with her for the time being. But you and I can secretly swap chocolates and comics, kay?)Busy weekend! But first: HEADLINES WE WOULD LIKE SEE:
Superman frees Saddam in shock prison break!
In a press release issued through the Justice League, Supes was quoted as saying "Sure, he's a monster. He's an evil man who has done terrible things. But in all good conscience I cannot condone murder even if it is State-approved. As humans, we must find a better way..."
Boy, I bet Saddam is sure bitter about having the death penalty in Iraq right now, huh? I bet he's thinking, "damn, I wish I'd abolished that law while I was still in power. I could have said that instead of killing offenders, we should, uh, condemn them to ten years worth of public gardening and landscaping! Yes, to improve traffic islands. With a break on alternate Fridays for a little iced tea. Damn, why didn't I think of that sooner?"
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Date: 2006-11-05 09:06 pm (UTC)The chocolates are a game, chocolate roulette. You take turns eating them with someone and one is chilli. I forget whether it said it on the bag so I figured I should tell you (hopefully not too late).
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Date: 2006-11-06 03:04 pm (UTC)I say force Saddam to figure out how to recreate the hanging gardens! At least then when he goes out, there'll be something good on his track record.