Plague?

[i_kender]

GAH! Everyone I know is ill! Flatmates, girlfriend, people at work, random people online... it's the plague, I tell you!

*straps on large gas mask and starts bricking himself in*

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You're obviously the only one healthy enough in spirit to survive!

[i_kender]

Actually, I don't get colds since I died last year and just didn't bother telling anyone.

Actually, I don't get... *human* colds.

Actually, I am a tree.

Actually <**ACHOO!!!**> ... :( Forget I said anything.

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Actually, all the infections ignore me. I feel so alone.

Actually, I have a natural home remedy for colds. Willow bark mixed with the blood of babies. They should mass produce it.

Actually, I did a deal with the virus and provided it ten other people to infect instead of me.

[i_kender]

*dies laughing*

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:-D