I shouldn't laugh but....

[i_kender]

BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Man Injured By Launching Firework From His Bottom

[sings] "Schadenfreude! Making the world a better place..."¹

Somebody give that man an honourable Darwin Award!²


1 Copyright and tm Avenue Q The Musical

2 Copyright, erm, Charles Darwin.

Comments

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

...

I suppose at least he launched it ~outwards~ and not inwards?

[nightxade.livejournal.com]

no words to express how I feel... just much laughter.

[lisekit.livejournal.com]

A spokeswoman for the North East Ambulance Service said: "We received a call stating there was a male who had a firework in his bottom and it was bleeding."

Wisely, they do not report what the telephone operator said in initial response to the call. I imagine it was along the lines of, "....excuse me?"