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[i_kender]

Gah. I'm feeling run down, exhausted and miserable. I think I'm coming down with something. As long as it isn't E.Coli, I can cope.

In other news? You must mourn the sad stillbirth of the two posts I was going to write and now can't be bothered to. So, Why Pan's Labyrinth is One of the Best Films This Year Even Though it Destroyed Me, goodbye. I'll miss your pudgy smiling face and your bloody grasping paws. And your little brother, Why I Can't Stand The New Bond, farewell to you as well, my special boy. Somewhere in Heaven there are retired Bond Girls letting you suckle at their prize-winning talents. Goodbye, my little ones, goodbye... *sniff*

Dear body and brain: OMIGODIHATEYOUYOU'RESOMEANYOUSUXXORZ!!! *cries tears at clothes has a miscarriage but only a small one and it's ok because I had spare underwear*

Play nicely, don't shout, and don't eat the other children. You don't know where they've been.

Comments

[buddleia.livejournal.com]

Pathetic. I'll do it.

[i_kender]

Yay! There's nothing like my girlfriend calling me pathetic to cheer me up!

Rub chili powder in my eyes while you're at it, why dontcha?

[lahermite.livejournal.com]

*calls into work for you, makes you a cup of tea and a hot water bottle, puts on a good movie and the fire*

[i_kender]

Awwww... *hugs*

[parthenia14.livejournal.com]

You could have pretended them that LJ ate them. Out of jealousy at your speshul talents.

[i_kender]

Nobody understands my Speshulnous!

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

A tricky situation, but nothing that can't be solved by the liberal application of caffeine and ibuprofen. Failing that, my prescription is whiskey.