A X-mas meme. Because the cool kids said they would beat me up otherwise. With candy canes.

[i_kender]

Xmas Stocking

leave a gift for i_kender your username: your gift: (30 characters or less) <input ... > get your stocking

ETA: FUCK IT. So my code is wonky. (This is like your older brother supergluing the top of your stocking shut) I can't fix it. Please leave my imaginary presents in the comments. Ta.

Comments

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Hey buddy, your code is wonky.

[i_kender]

Grr. Arg. Can't fix it. I am a dorkus. Please leave me NU BRAYYNZ in comments. Thanks.

[lisekit.livejournal.com]

I have a gift for you when you're fixed!

And I want candy canes.

[i_kender]

I'm sorry, the stocking you were looking for is now closed. Please leave illusory gifts on the "Comments" doormat.

[lisekit.livejournal.com]

A box of fine cigars!

[aubkabob.livejournal.com]

since i can't post it there, i shall tell you that i WAS going to give you a choclate coated nerf bat.

[i_kender]

Thanks! That'll be fun to explain to the parents. "Goddammit, he's eating his nerf bat! We're going have to put him away."

[i_kender]

A new brain, a new job, and financial security. Oh, and someone to tell me how to fix html. Thanks, bye.

[parthenia14.livejournal.com]

I tried to leave you a personal audience with Neil Gaiman, but the link didn't work.

[i_kender]

Thanks for the thought!

[blankbadge.livejournal.com]

A stripogram from optimus prime.