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[i_kender]

Last time we had a "Development Day" we had an inspiring American motivational speaker flown in especially to talk to us.

I wanted to stab his eyes out with my thumbs.

He made us all sing and clap along to a music video starring The Hair Bear Bunch, a little-know Hanna Barbara cartoon from the early 80's... when they'd run out of good ideas (and animators) and were clearly slumming it and riding their past success.

I will never forget those 20 mins of my life.

Please refer to my previous statement re: eyes and thumbs.

Luckily this time there have been no singalongs so far.

Pray for me.

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Anyone from the hug-a-flipchart-team-building-let's-all-express-our-feelings-while-attempting-to-get-over-this-stream-only-using-two-logs-and-an-empty-vodka-bottle can fuck off and die.

Why these people exist is beyond me. Stab the cunts in the face.

[iscah93.livejournal.com]

i'm so sorry...

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Ia Ia Cthulhu Fthagn

If I pray more than that then you might get your soul eaten so I'll stop there.

American motivation speakers. Where the hell do they get off being so peppy! I hate them so much!