Venusian Death Flu

[i_kender]

Jesus, spintrian, just how virulent are you?! You only came over for one night, but the morning after you left I had a really sore throat. I thought nothing of it, took my usual preventative measures, but a couple of days later it has developed into Venusian Death Flu. Or Polynesian Monkey Rickets, the jury’s still out. These are common complaints for men, who are incapable of catching a simple cold without it mutating into an exotic strain that medical professional are incapable of diagnosing.

I will scorn all attempts at sympathy, but your merciless mockery is welcome.

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[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

Hey old chap, sorry I missed you last night. I will probably be out again tonight until late, my friends Scott and Georgina are up visiting at the moment. I think they fly back down on saturday/sunday, so I shall probably try and return your call on sunday. Assuming I can find the piece of paper I scribbled your london land-line down on of course.

Hope your dreaded lurgy has improved some. Or you have at least managed to inflict horrible vengeance upon the person who infected you.