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[i_kender]

Also I seem to have forgotten how to breathe properly.

This could be a problem.

I'm quite fond of breathing.

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[missedith01.livejournal.com]

I believe it goes something like: in, and then traditionally, out. (What have you done to yourself?)

[catsgomiaow.livejournal.com]

Blimey dude! GET TEA!

[blankbadge.livejournal.com]

I've got a friend here who has a problem like that. He tells me he can't listen to music while walking because he forgets how to breath properly.

If you have real problems breath into a paper bag. When the bag is inflated it's time to breathe in, when it's all crumpled up it's time to breathe out again.

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

Flu?

[i_kender]

I have trouble with written instructions. Could you draw a diagram?

(It's fine, don't worry!)

[i_kender]

Emergency! Tea, stat!

[i_kender]

Heh. Not quite what I meant! But thanks for the thought.

What's actually happened is that my left nostril has developed sentience, and keeps opening and closing at will. I think it's trying to contact others of its kind with Morse Code. Luckily my right nostril is deaf.

[i_kender]

No, it's a weird thing with my sinuses. It's been ongoing for a long time, on and off. I'm on the waiting list to see an ENT specialist. They said maybe October. Sheesh.

[blankbadge.livejournal.com]

sounds like it might be some allergic reaction. Have you recently made love to anyone made of hay?

[i_kender]

I'm not really sure. Maybe in my sleep?

[blankbadge.livejournal.com]

Nocturnally molesting scarecrows. I'm sure I've seen that on Oprah.