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[i_kender]

Also I seem to have forgotten how to breathe properly.

This could be a problem.

I'm quite fond of breathing.

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[i_kender]

Heh. Not quite what I meant! But thanks for the thought.

What's actually happened is that my left nostril has developed sentience, and keeps opening and closing at will. I think it's trying to contact others of its kind with Morse Code. Luckily my right nostril is deaf.

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sounds like it might be some allergic reaction. Have you recently made love to anyone made of hay?

[i_kender]

I'm not really sure. Maybe in my sleep?

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Nocturnally molesting scarecrows. I'm sure I've seen that on Oprah.