Weird Crime Stories Today

[i_kender]

 How to check if there are any Australians on your friendslist:

Evil lesbian vampire killer couple laugh as they are sent away - and they're Australian! See, that should've been enough of a clue as to their EVIL NATURE!!!

Although actually weird crimes happen everywhere. Even in safe placid laidback Vancouver: Three severed right feet wash up on Canadian shores.

Comments

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

Bullshit, there were 5 feet!

Uh...

Never mind.

[cabarethaze.livejournal.com]

The others washed up near LA and nobody noticed.

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

The sad thing is I just spent a moment working out via seasonal currents if that was even remotely possible.

I should turn to cannibalism, so fewer body parts to get washed up that way.

[cabarethaze.livejournal.com]

Drusilla : I met an old man. Didn't like him. He got stuck in my teeth.

She said that at the exact moment I read your comment :P

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

Oh, Spike and Dru. I loved those two so much. They wanted to have her in the show more, but she was very expensive.

[cabarethaze.livejournal.com]

They amuse me greatly.

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

What does your icon say by the way? I've been meaning to ask for ages.

[cabarethaze.livejournal.com]

Alice Jane/Identity protection. Alithetulip made it for me.

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

Which show?

[cabarethaze.livejournal.com]

Movie. Closer.

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

Ahhh, natalie portman is then?

Wouldn't have guessed. She looks a lot like... somebody else.

[cabarethaze.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Heh. :squints:

[i_kender]

Oh, Seasons 1 and 2 are good, but just wait til you get to 3! Season 3 is just AWESOME! :)

[cabarethaze.livejournal.com]

I think Dru's biceps were the main expense.

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

I've honestly never noticed Drus biceps before. Are they really notice-worthy?

[cabarethaze.livejournal.com]

Her arms are pissin' sculpted!

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

You don't have to have many arm muscles to look sculpted by comparison to most pathetically concentration-camp armed actresses on tv these days. But I shall fire up an episode and have a looksee later.

[cabarethaze.livejournal.com]

Iiiiii don't think she's that skinny. But they are actual muscles from like, working out.

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

No, me neither. But what I meant was the other female actors in Buffy were so incredibly skinny, that anybody normal sized would look hugely muscled next to them. Like with Tara, Amber Benson is teeny tiny in real life, but standing next to SMG and the rest, she looked at times massive.

[cabarethaze.livejournal.com]

Seriously. A couple of times, I'm like, WHAT?! They hired a real girl.

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

Sad thing is Amber felt under immense pressure to lose weight, particularly when she got written out of the show, and she went on to start looking very unhealthy for a while. She had that bobble-head Emily D look going on for her.

Some women just don't have the skeletal frame to go uber-skinny like that.

[cabarethaze.livejournal.com]

Awww *pets her*

*makes her a sandwich*

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

I think she put it back on when she started making her own films.

[cabarethaze.livejournal.com]

Criminal Minds was filming in Glendale yesterday.

I swear I didn't walk past and grab breakfast.

[nightxade.livejournal.com]

Hm. All the good murder mysteries appear to involve BC these days. I'm starting to get a bit jealous.