Weird Crime Stories Today

[i_kender]

 How to check if there are any Australians on your friendslist:

Evil lesbian vampire killer couple laugh as they are sent away - and they're Australian! See, that should've been enough of a clue as to their EVIL NATURE!!!

Although actually weird crimes happen everywhere. Even in safe placid laidback Vancouver: Three severed right feet wash up on Canadian shores.

Comments

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

Sounds a bit Inside-ish. Any good?

[cabarethaze.livejournal.com]

Never seen it. Maybe I'll catch an ep, as a thank you for my breakfast. They had blueberry pom juice!

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure the show was... oh, never mind. I'm sure it was great juice.

[cabarethaze.livejournal.com]

Huh?

First sentence confuse meee.

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

*pets* There there.

Did you get my email by the way?

[cabarethaze.livejournal.com]

About the loan? Yeppers.

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

No, different one.

[cabarethaze.livejournal.com]

Hmm, no, when did you send it?

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

I was just going to say I wasn't sure the show were responsible for the juice. Unless it's a really relaly clever show, with godlike powers.

And we all know Tim isn't working at the moment.

[cabarethaze.livejournal.com]

Well. Since it was from their craft services table ... :looks away:

It's not theft, since it was necessary to wash down the bagel and cheese I had... just also stolen.

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

You stole food?

Well done. I hope you got several meals worth.

[cabarethaze.livejournal.com]

'Stole' is such a touchy word.

I just got a couple things but it was a nice breakfast and lunch. Least they could do for making me cross the street to avoid the blocked off sidewalk.

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

Perhaps, but 'borrowed' indicates some manner of unwholesome return of property once you'd extracted your useage from it.

'Dear Fox, please find enclosed this flaming bag of poo, your food, which I return to you.'

[cabarethaze.livejournal.com]

Well it could be 'borrowing, eating, then realizing it can't be returned'...

Oh, fuckit. I'm a thief!

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

Hell, if you didn't take it the birds would just have stolen it.

And you wouldn't want those bastards getting any stronger on stolen actor food, would you?

[cabarethaze.livejournal.com]

We don't really have any birds that swoop onto large groups of people to steal a bagel. But I'll take that excuse. Merci bien.

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

Do they not have pidgeons in LA? Pidgeons would be all over any food left out in the open.

Or seagulls, do you have seagulls?

[cabarethaze.livejournal.com]

Pigeons, yes. Seagulls not so much in Gdale, but nearer to the sea.

They usually go for abandoned food, not right into a bustling group of people, trucks and lighting.

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

These birds of yours are cowards!

Sometimes see seagulls around here. But they're rare. Usually if there's a big storm, some will head inland to the lochs for a while.

[cabarethaze.livejournal.com]

At the beach it's a different story. But in a crowded city...I think they're bright enough to go for the deserted sandwich on the trash can than the table surrounded by people.

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

There's a group of people over here who are making a lifestyle choice, taking all of their food out of supermarket dumpsters. Trying to illustrate how much perfectly good food gets thrown out.

... it's never going to catch on though.

[cabarethaze.livejournal.com]

Ah yeah, my mom was all FREEGAN YAY! And I'm like. Right, I'll take a night off to drive in my invisible car, to forage a dumpster.

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

It doesn't endear me to the concept that all of the people I've seen doing it as a lifestyle choice have been... not to put too fine a word on it, absolute fucking loonies.

[i_kender]

I've never seen it, but it stars Mandy Patinkin... I bet he's the best thing in it... and Nicholas Brendon is joining the cast soon too.

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

Ah, so that's why Patinkin wasn't available for the Dead Like Me movie...